The Abandoned Hearse is, as depicted, an old, rusting hearse featured in the Halloween special Ed, Edd n Eddy's Boo Haw Haw.
The hearse is corroded and lacks the front bumper and a rear wheel on the left. Its front and rear windows are cracked. Its interior is also covered with spider-webs and the seats are ragged and stained.
- The Abandoned Hearse seems to be based on a 1958 Cadillac S&S Hearse.