Canadian Squirt Gun
Built by:	A turkey baster company
Owner:	The Eds, The Kids, The Kankers
First appearance:	"Know it All Ed"
Other appearance(s):	"The Good Ol' Ed"

The Canadian Squirt Gun was a nickname for the turkey basters used in the episode "Know it All Ed." The Eds found a box of them in the junkyard and sold them off for 50 cents (with a free sock holster). They were also used by the Kanker Sisters (by loading Kanker Rubber Cement or "Krankshaft No.5" perfume). Another incarnation was the Canadian Squirt Gatling Gun, which combined many of the guns together into a rapid-fire, Gatling-gun-like contraption.

The Squirt Gun consists of a typical turkey baster, but it is also somehow also much more powerful than any real life baster. These can not only fire several feet and not go completely empty, but can also rebound off of walls, go through ears, and still hit the intended target. These may be the most portable of all scam items in the entire series.

The Squirt Guns make another appearance in the episode "The Good Ol' Ed," as do various other scam items from the Eds' past.