Ed's Dream Song was a song that Ed sang while napping in "Thick as an Ed." The song was relatively short, as Eddy abruptly woke him by slapping him, and as usual, the song reflected the inner workings of Ed's mind. In this case, the song counted off numbers while Ed imagined going about his daily routine, and is considered part of Ed's Dream World. The music in the background was a soft piano melody.
- 1, 2, tie my shoe!
3, 4, close the door!
5, 6, grab some sticks!
7, 8, lay them straight.
9, 10, a big fat hen!
11, 12– (At this point Ed was slapped awake by Eddy.)
- The lyrics of the song is "One, Two, Buckle my Shoe."