Eddy's Career Counselling is a scam featured in "Take This Ed and Shove It." It is a scam that Eddy came up to get the kids careers for each and every one of them. It is done by analyzing their physical traits, picking out an item from a chest (as both done by Jonny when picking out his career), then analyzed by the "computer" (which was Ed behind it doing it).
- Jonny 2x4: A gopher
- Rolf: A barber (after dissatisfied with being appointed a potato monger)
- Nazz: A dentist
- Jimmy: A lumberjack
- Sarah: A traffic signal