Eddy's Deluxe Tour Lines is a scam that Eddy came up with in "Postcards from the Ed." In this scam, he intended to show Plank's parents around the cul-de-sac while charging them a tab for it, one which would be handed to Jonny once the tour was over.
Initially, there was no scam at all. When Ed accepted responsibility for Plank's parents from an exhausted Jonny, Edd was supportive but Eddy went home, as he didn't want to take care of two wooden boards for the duration of a whole day. However, while he was in the bathroom, an idea struck him, and he decided to take advantage of the opportunity provided to him.
As such, after rigging up a bus, he stole Plank's parents away from his friends and kidnapped them with their (supposed) consent. He then proceeded to cart them around the cul-de-sac and charge them immense prices, especially for souvenirs. Some of the things he had them buy were a trashcan lid (which he passed off as a "mountain plate"), a pipe, and a blade of grass. In addition, he pretended he was showing them exciting places, such as "The Great Mountains of Cul-de-Sacia", which was really the junkyard, and he frequently passed off mundane things as exciting attractions, including (in addition to the aforementioned mountains) a manhole cover, Sarah and Jimmy, and the playground.
Tragedy struck at the end of the ride, however, as in trying to escape from his friends Eddy drove his bus underneath the monkey bars. The bars were too low, and they slammed into Eddy's customers, decapitating them. Jonny showed up with Plank just in time for both of them to see the decapitated boards, and the two punished the Eds for their reckless mistreatment of Plank's parents.
- The Great Mountains of Cul-de-Sacia (The Great Mountains of Cul-de-Sacia)
- A manhole cover (Rethink Avenue)
- Sarah the Frog-Mouthed Brat (Rethink Avenue)
- Diaper-Rash Boy Jimmy (Rethink Avenue)
- The World's Oldest Blade of Grass (Land o' Wonders)
- The World's Largest Litter Box (Land o' Wonders)
- Monkey Bar Bridge (Land o' Wonders)