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The Kanker Burger was first and only seen in "Nagged to Ed." The Kanker Burgers were made by the Kanker Sisters and served with hydrated powdered milk.
- Toasted Hamburger Buns
- Fish Sticks
- Processed Cheese
- Whole Pickles
- Kanker Secret Sauce (Ketchup)
The Kanker Burger isn't much of a burger because it is too watery, so much so that Ed had to use a straw to eat it (or perhaps slurping up the contents of the burger instead), though Ed might just do this with regular hamburgers. It also dripped sauce all over the Kankers' couch. The burger contains some strange items in it, such as a cog wheel, which was spit out by Eddy.
A jawbreaker can be unlocked with a flavor called "Kanker Ketchup" from the jawbreaker dispenser in the playground. The description is "Compliment to any meal!" referencing how the Eds enjoyed the Kanker Burgers.
In Fusionfall, there is a giant version of the hamburger by the river near the Park n' Flush. Marie is manning it; apparently it is a sort of "Trojan Horse" made to trick the Eds into letting them in. Most of the missions that Marie gives out deal with said hamburger. Coop once mistook it for a real burger and has to be assured by the user that it is, indeed, fake.