The Log of No Return is a ride that the Eds made for Plank in an attempt to obtain money. It is one of the many they made for him in "Gimme, Gimme Never Ed." The ride works by launching Plank, in a roller skate, into a log of wood-eating termites, but Plank managed to escape from the termites with the supplied parachute and landed in a tree. The ride costs 50 cents to ride.


  • This is the only scam to be under copyright.
    • Also Eddy's name was under the copyright.


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