Rolf's Wiener Machine is a machine that had its first and only appearance in "Quick Shot Ed." Its purpose is to processes meat into weiners. In the episode, Rolf can be seen inserting ground meat at the top of the machine, where it is sent through the system and exits on the other side into a tub as wieners. When Eddy took a picture of Rolf as a part of his calender, it blinded him for a while, but it was enough to make Rolf fall into the machine. After this happened, Rolf became a wiener himself, and sent Victor to chase the Eds away.
- The machine appeared in the first level of Ed, Edd n Eddy - The Mis-Edventures ("Cool Yer Ed") when it was used to make snow cones. However, in this appearance it was used by Rolf to make meatballs, which may mean that the machine has uses beyond making sausages.