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Verse 1

Sittin' on the sidewalk, someone walks to the side. I tell the guy, this is where I reside.

He smiles at me and shakes my hand. Sorry man, that's just not the way I am.

Guy tryna' start a converse, things went from better to worse.

It's okay, you're fine. Just don't cross my border line.

Guy drops a quarter, over the border.

Sorry, crossed the line. So now it's mine.

Name was Double D. He feared a bumble bee. My name is Eddy. I be what I be!

The boy's smart, thought I'd start.

With the new scam I'll take his money again and when we make up it'll be sugar and honey again.

It's bottomwess Ed we're talkin' bout. Eatin' a TV set inside and out.

Though the guy already takes middle school classes, with a bunch of big smart asses, for the littlest missing assignment he gets 50 lashes!

Thought it was wrong, I don't blame him. He bet two quarters, man he's really dim.

He doesn't really know Ed like that, he eats a dozen fridges without getting fat like that, I'll get his money in a zap like that.

So you better bring your kids, bring your wives. For most exciting thing in your lives.

Chorus

High-pitched

The man eats a fridge! (Man eats a fridge!)

It's not fixed! (It's not fixed!)

No stunt double's switched! (Stunt double switched!)

Bridge

With the new scam I'll take his money again and when we make up it'll be sugar and honey again.

But it turns out Ed threw the whole thing up again and now I have to give the money up again.

It seems that Double D got lucky in the end, though what's weird is that he still asked me to be his new friend.

Next time I see him I'll kick his ass again and when we're sixth grade I'll just do that again.

How could I be friends with that in the end? What if he ruins another scam again?

Chorus

High-pitched

The man eats a fridge! (Man eats a fridge!)

It's not fixed! (It's not fixed!)

No stunt double's switched! (Stunt double switched!)

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