To all those Eddy haters out there.
How freakin' dare any of you out there talk about Eddy. After all he's been through! He respects his brother, he got beat up. And he has no freakin' money! And his brother turned out to be a jerk, and a cheater. And now he's working on another scam. All you people care about are Kevin and freakin' Sarah! And taking money he stole from you! HE'S A HUMAN! What you don't realize is that Eddy is trying to steal all this money and yet you still talk a bunch of crap about him. He hasn't had a single jawbreaker in years! The show is called Ed, Edd n Eddy for a reason. Because the main characters are Ed, Edd and Eddy! Leave him alone! You're lucky he even scams for you dorksters! Leave Eddy Alone! Please! Kevin talked about being a scammer and said if he was a scammer, he could pull off a scam no matter what. Speaking of being a scammer, when is it considered scamming to publicly humiliate someone who is going through a hard time! Leave Eddy Alone! Please! Leave Eddy Skipper McGee alone right... NOW! I mean it (not really)! Anyone who has a problem with him, you deal with me, because he's out scamming right now! Sobs obnoxiously loud. Leave him alone.
For those who don't understand, here's the original.