Remember your first Pet? Where you got it free at a carnival only using your ticket to pay for a free game an winning it? And you went to the Carnival because your team won at Little League baseball and your mom, dad or parents took you there to reward you for your success, but you really wanted to go to Chuck E. Cheeses? But once you get to the Carnival you realize every vendor looks unusually identical and there's this one girl who keeps flirting with this dumb guy that she thinks is cute, working on a lemonade stand who keeps offering the lemonade she ordered? And you accept your pet after the Carnival and after a week you realize that the pet is boring to you and you cry?
Irony is beautiful.