Zorba is a sci-fi/horror comic book series which Ed commonly reads. It has been seen more than any other comic in the show, which suggests that it may be Ed's favorite. According to a quote, it is about a two-headed mutant that floats through space, has tentacles that can spew slime and apparently sucks the bodies of his prey. The comic costs 13 cents. It was seen in the episodes "Is There an Ed in the House?" when Ed read it to Sarah when she was sick and another version (Zorba: The Return) was seen in "Brother, Can You Spare an Ed?" where it makes a small appearance onscreen.
- Ed: "In the void of space, Zorba the two-headed mutant-"
- Ed: "Spewing slime from its tentacles!"
- Ed: "As Zorba sucked its brain!"
- Ed: "He gagged on his bones!"